[Intro: Female Vocal]
Everybody hyped this show like it changed their life.
I watched two seasons but Vivienne ran characterization through a knife.
The protagonist feels like a side character.
Plot holes are regular.
[Pre Chorus: Female Vocal]
Turn this show off.
I’m done with this show.
Haz-bin Hotel needs to die-off.
If that’s the best that Vivienne got, then she’s not a writing pro.
The characters sucks, the jokes ain’t funny.
If I’m a hater cause I am telling the truth, then you need to grow up honey.
[Verse 1: Male Vocal]
The world building doesn’t make sense.
Vivienne used the Bible as a concept for her show, her view on Christianity is dense.
She painted Heaven as bad and Hell as misunderstood.
Haz-bin Hotel is not good.
[Chorus: Female Vocal]
Turn this show off.
I’m done with this show.
Haz-bin Hotel needs to die-off.
If that’s the best that Vivienne got, then she’s not a writing pro.
The characters sucks, the jokes ain’t funny.
If I’m a hater cause I am telling the truth, then you need to grow up honey.
[Verse 2: Male Vocal]
I like shows with good characters.
I don’t like shows with one-dimensional characters.
I like good story plots.
I don’t like lame plot twists and bad jokes.
Vivienne needs to improve in her story plots.
Season one filled me with hope.
But, season two made me mope.
[Final Chorus: Female Vocal]
Turn this show off.
I’m done with this show.
Haz-bin Hotel needs to die-off.
If that’s the best that Vivienne got, then she’s not a writing pro.
The characters sucks, the jokes ain’t funny.
If I’m a hater cause I am telling the truth, then you need to grow up honey.
[Verse 3: Male Vocal]
Vivienne mischaracterizes biblical figures.
Her original characters are bad reconfigures.
There are too many songs in Haz-bin Hotel.
Not every episode needs an song.
Vivienne’s story pacing is as bad as hell.
The whole show is just wrong.
[Pre Chorus: Female Vocal, Male Vocal]
Turn this show off. (I can’t watch it no more.)
I’m done with this show. (I can’t watch it no more.)
Haz-bin Hotel needs to die-off. (I can’t watch it no more.)
If that’s the best that Vivienne got, then she’s not a writing pro. (I can’t watch it no more.)
The characters sucks, the jokes ain’t funny. (I can’t watch it no more.)
If I’m a hater cause I am telling the truth, then you need to grow up honey. (I can’t watch it no more.)
[Chorus: Female Vocal, Male Vocal]
Haz-bin Hotel is hollow.
(It’s hollow.)
Haz-bin Hotel is soulless.
(It’s soulless.)
Haz-bin Hotel is a joke.
(It’s a joke.)
[Final Chorus: Female Vocal, Male Vocal]
I am not in love with this show. (I am not in love with this show.)
I see the potential. (Only fan-fiction can reach that potential.)
Sometimes, fan-fiction is better than canon. (Yes, it is.)
[Outro: Female Vocal]
Haz-bin Hotel is not for me.
That’s fine by me.
But, don’t call it flawless.
Vivienne’s story planning is thoughtless.
The jokes are cold and offensive.
It’s like Vivienne is insensitive.
