[Intro – Slow Folk Tune]
(Me) : - "(O yaar Rony, kithe chhup gaya ve tu?)
Hoshiarpur de True Value ch laggi ae aag,
Computer di problem, DSE karde ne tang!"
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[Verse 1 – Folk]
Rony Alhuwalia, naam ae wadda brand,
Office ch aunda si, sab karde salute stand,
System ch master, Excel da king,
Ohde bina karde DSE, sirf waiting!
Savera honda phone te call karde si,
"Sir kithon aa rahe ho?" sab puchhde si,
Par ajj kal phone vi silent ae,
True Value ch sirf tension violent ae!
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[Chorus – Catchy & Repetitive]
Rony na aaya, DSE ghabra gaye,
Form vi pend kar gaye, sale vi ruk gaye,
Computer ne ditta jhatka wadda,
Rony bina lagda, sab kuch mudd gya!
(Repeat Chorus with dhol beat)
Rony na aaya, DSE ghabra gaye,
File’an ch lafda, kaam vi latka gaye,
Kujh samajh na aave, ki hove hal,
Rony tu aa ja, karde sab theek haal!
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[Verse 2 – Emotional Folk Blend]
Delivery late, customer kehnde "kal aauna",
Manager da mood hoya ae rona,
Gate wal takde ne har vaar sab,
Ki Rony aa jave, ban jave sab fab!
Kachiyan file’an, pending reports,
Kujh vi na chalda bina tere efforts,
True Value ch lagg gya brake da jhatka,
Rony bina lagda, system vi hatka!
[Chorus – Catchy & Repetitive]
Rony na aaya, DSE ghabra gaye,
Form vi pend kar gaye, sale vi ruk gaye,
Computer ne ditta jhatka wadda,
Rony bina lagda, sab kuch mudd gya!
(Repeat Chorus with dhol beat)
Rony na aaya, DSE ghabra gaye,
File’an ch lafda, kaam vi latka gaye,
Kujh samajh na aave, ki hove hal,
Rony tu aa ja, karde sab theek haal!
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[Rap Segment – Desi Urban Flow]
(Beat drops – bass heavy)
Yo!
Rony Alhuwalia – naam jiven legend,
System ch login, ohda ae command,
Oh jithe jave, utthon hove shine,
DSE kehnde – “Ohde bina nai fine!”
Laptop ch error, keyboard ne chillaya,
“Rony di need ae,” IT vi ghabraya,
Helpdesk kehnda – “Reboot karlo bro,”
Par Rony na hove, te honda nai flow!
Files vi stuck, kaam vi jam,
Data ch load ae, backend vi dam,
Manager kehnda – “Bring my boy back!”
Bina Rony de, lagda ae blackout track!
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[Bridge – Soft Melody]
Rony tu aa ja, karde roshan vaapas kaar,
Tere bina Hoshiarpur lagda ae sunsaan yaar,
System nu chalda de, DSE nu muskura de,
Kaam vi sajda, te sale vi vadh jaave!
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[Final Chorus – Full Dhol & Vocals]
Rony na aaya, DSE ghabra gaye,
Form vi pend kar gaye, sale vi ruk gaye,
Computer ne ditta jhatka wadda,
Rony bina lagda, sab kuch mudd gya!
(Repeat Once More – All Together)
Rony na aaya, DSE ghabra gaye,
File’an ch lafda, kaam vi latka gaye,
Kujh samajh na aave, ki hove hal,
Rony tu aa ja, karde sab theek haal!
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Ammy Singh
