First Thing In The Morning

(First thing,

In the morning,

You and me…)

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First thing in the mornin, (I’m yawnin,)

Then I put my all in—(you’re moanin,)

Then I put my song in—(we’re zonin,)

First thing in the mornin,

(in the mornin,)

I just put the toast in, (yolk is broken,)

Champagne and OJ—(pourin,)

Pussy (soakin,) you’re so sexy it ain’t funny, honey I ain’t (jokin,)

First thing in the mornin,

(in the mornin,)

Breaking up that potent, now I’m (rollin,)

Help me find that lighter girl, we’ll be (smokin’.)

Be careful that’s some fire—girl, you’ll be (chokin’,)

First thing in the morning,

(in the morning,)

I just put my drawers on, your songs (on,)

Dancin’ with no bra (on)—put my paws (on,)

Now I got a hard-on, you should crawl (on,)

First thing in the morn-on, in the morn-(on,)

(First thing in the mornin’…

First thing in the morning, you and me.

First thing in the mornin’…

First thing in the morn, you’re all I see,)

(First thing in the mornin’…

First thing in the morning, you and me.

First thing in the mornin’…

First thing in the morn, you’re all I see,)

First things first,

(It’s you and me.)