FED Up

(Verse 1)

Oh, the Fed’s been printing money like it’s going out of style,

Inflation’s doing cartwheels, stretching out a mile.

They say “We got your back,” but my wallet’s feeling thin,

Raising rates, then lowering ‘em - round and round again!

(Verse 2)

They say “dual mandate,” but it’s a juggling act,

Keep prices stable? Job market intact?

I’m just a poor taxpayer, trying to get ahead,

But every time I blink, I’m more fed up with the Fed!

(Chorus)

Fed up, fed up, can’t take no more,

Watching my savings walk out the door.

They fiddle with the numbers, play their little game,

Fed, oh Fed, you’re driving me insane!

(Bridge)

They print, they spend, they raise, they cut,

My bank account’s been through the rut.

If I had a dollar for every Fed surprise,

I’d buy my own bank and cut all the ties!

(Chorus)

Fed up, fed up, can’t take no more,

Watching my savings walk out the door.

They fiddle with the numbers, play their little game,

Fed, oh Fed, you’re driving me insane!

(Outro)

So here’s to the Fed, with their money machine,

Printing green dreams we’ve never seen.

But wait-what’s this? A secret plan ahead?

They’re just printing Monopoly money instead!