Tony Bo Pony

Verse 1: What's up, homie? It's Tony, signs galore,

From Guangzhou city, I'll make your brand soar.

Accents fly, from Texas to Birmingham's sound,

My signs light up your life, all over town!

Chorus: LC Signs-y! Shine so bright-y!

Tony! Tony! Bo-Pony! Pure delight-y!

Laughs and rhymes, a joyful sight-y!

Tony's with you, morning, noon, and night-y!

Verse 2: I'm the LED salesman with humor's grace,

My Trump impression? A comedic chase.

Cockney, Aussie slang, I switch with ease,

My signs are the talk, they'll bring you peace!

Chorus: LC Signs-y! Shine so bright-y!

Tony! Tony! Bo-Pony! Pure delight-y!

Laughs and rhymes, a joyful sight-y!

Tony's with you, morning, noon, and night-y!

Verse 3: I once said "centimeter," a funny mistake,

But my quick wit keeps the laughter awake.

My accents might be borrowed, but my sales are true,

LC Signs is the deal, for me and for you!

Chorus: LC Signs-y! Shine so bright-y!

Tony! Tony! Bo-Pony! Pure delight-y!

Laughs and rhymes, a joyful sight-y!

Tony's with you, morning, noon, and night-y!

Outro: So if you need a sign, don't delay,

Tony from LC Signs will light your way!

With a quip, a jest, a funny little line,

I'm your homie, Tony, with the signs so fine!