It’s True

It’s true I’m a beta male bitch and I cry at caves

It’s true I’m almost 40 and I work a teenager job

It’s true I’m ruining my parents twilight years by living in their focking house

I live in their house for free

I call my kind hearted dad a fascist Nazi when he disagrees with me

Is there any way in hell I could possibly be right on any of this? These word salad memes I share with made up statistics and high octane emotion are all fact checked, right?

My mom and take care of me and I’m almost 40

But they are the racist and fascist and corporate and meanie big bad people. They are the enemy. I work seventeen hours a week and my number one priority is shows.

Caves and shows.