Tired Of Taking A Shit

I got tired of taking a shit

So I sewed by ass cheeks together

Now I’m dying from sepsis

In the ICU I’m fockin yellow

(Hell yeah I’m tired of taking a shit)

Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

I was rockin out and I felt a turtle head

So I clenched and walked slowly into care now

I screamed at the nurse lady

Sew up my cheeks you biotch!

Now I can rock out, eat puss and party all night without having to take a dump.

(Hell yeah. I’m never gonna shit again)

Best decision I ever made

No more wasting time on taking dumps

But it caught up with me and my organs are dying

But fuck it let’s party now stop all the cryinnnnnnnnnnnnnn!

(Hell yeah. Hell yeah. I sewed up my ass cheeks together so I don’t have to take a shit)