Winston the Wild

One-two-three-four!

Yeah, here he comes — oh no, not again!

Tiny legs, but he’s lightning fast,

Zoomin’ through the house like it won’t last,

Black fur flying, eyes on fire,

He’s got no chill, just pure desire!

Stole my sock, now he’s on the run,

Growls like a dragon — thinks it’s fun,

Jumps on the couch, then hits the floor,

Man, I’ve never met a dog like this before!

Oh Winston, you crazy little dude,

You’re chaos wrapped in attitude,

A bite-sized rebel with a twist of sweet,

You own the world from your tiny seat!

Yeah Winston, my wild best friend,

No off switch, you just pretend,

You’re a mini maniac, fur and flame,

Oh Winston — you can’t be tamed!

He’s barking loud at ghosts and bees,

Knocking over cups like it’s a breeze,

Chasing his tail like it’s a crime,

Every minute is his prime time!

He’s got that “who, me?” guilty stare,

Half the food’s gone — but he don’t care,

He’s the boss of this backyard scene,

A four-legged punk rock dream!

Oh Winston, you crazy little dude,

You’re chaos wrapped in attitude,

A bite-sized rebel with a twist of sweet,

You own the world from your tiny seat!

Yeah Winston, my wild best friend,

No off switch, you just pretend,

You’re a mini maniac, fur and flame,

Oh Winston — you can’t be tamed!

When the lights go out, he’s snoring loud,

King of the couch, yeah, so damn proud,

Dreaming of battles, bones, and fame,

Wakes up ready to start again!

Oh Winston, my midnight star,

You’re small but mighty, bizarre and bizarre,

From shredded toys to the open door,

You’re the chaos I can’t ignore!

Yeah Winston, you rule this town,

Little black rocket, spinning around,

You’re a legend in a fur-lined frame,

Oh Winston — never change!

Yeah, Winston! (Winston!) You’re insane!

But I’d do it all again!