This Is Probably a Bad Idea (CboysTV)

(Verse 1)
Frozen lake, somebody yell “Is it thick?”
Too late now, jet ski doin’ donuts on slick
Truck on bald tires, ice fishin’ hole nearby
Camera zooms in right before somebody flies
Snowmobile pinned, ramp made of pallets
“Full send” mindset, zero talent
Lake day turns to ER trip
Laughin’ through pain like “yeah, roll the clip”

(Pre-Chorus)
Doctor says “how’d this happen, son?”
We say “content” and grab the crutch and run

(Chorus)
This is probably a bad idea
But the boys all say “send it” here
If it breaks, it stays in the video
If it hurts, that’s a thumbnail though
Frozen lakes, dumb toys
Livin’ life with the Cboys

(Verse 2)
Truck bed surfin’ at 2 AM
Backroads loud, cops just shake their head
Boat in the snow, sled in the water
Physics left the chat, logic slaughtered
Garage full of projects that barely run
Somehow still racing ‘em for fun
“Should we stop?” — nah, don’t quit
Someone’s bleeding, so you know it hit

(Pre-Chorus)
Ambulance lights in the background glow
“Are you good?” — “Yeah… probably… bro.”

(Chorus)
This is probably a bad idea
But it’s demonetized so who cares
Jet skis jumpin’ ice cracks wide
Snowmobile sends with a sketchy guide
Broken bones, dumb joys
That’s a day with the Cboys

(Bridge) (Specific Chaos)
Ice house slidin’ across the lake
Someone forgot the parking brake
Ramps held together with hopes and zip ties
“Count me down” — nobody counts right
One guy films, one guy prays
One guy already feels it tomorrow, hey

(Breakdown) (Chant Style)
ROLL IT
CLIP IT
DON’T CUT THAT
REWIND IT

(Final Chorus)
This is probably a bad idea
But we’re already halfway here
From snowmobiles to jet ski sins
If it flips, it still wins
Frozen lakes, loud noise
Midwest chaos with the Cboys

(Outro)
Disclaimer flashes way too fast
Do not attempt — we already have
If it starts, we’ll probably try
CboysTV — see you on the ice

Outlaw country story telling