[Verse]
Saw a sign outside
It made me pause
Said “better parking in the rear
” oh
What a cause
Now my mind’s in a gutter
Can’t steer it clear
Why’s everything sound dirty when it’s parking in the rear
[Prechorus]
I’m just here to park my car
Not end up in a comedy bar
[Chorus]
Parking in the rear
Oh
I can’t help but laugh
Is it just my brain
Or is it the staff
Parking in the rear
Yeah
It’s crystal clear
It’s not just a space
It’s the vibe I fear
[Verse 2]
The valet winked
Said “go on through”
“Best spots are out back
Just follow the queue”
I said
“Sir
This feels wrong
Like a cheap affair”
He said
“Ma’am
It’s just logistics
Not truth or dare”
[Chorus]
Parking in the rear
Oh
I can’t help but laugh
Is it just my brain
Or is it the staff
Parking in the rear
Yeah
It’s crystal clear
It’s not just a space
It’s the vibe I fear
[Bridge]
Parallel or headfirst
What’s the best technique
Do I need a backup cam
Or just a little cheek
It’s a slippery slope
But I’m shifting gears
Guess I’ll just embrace it
Parking in the rear