[Verse]
We built a beast with bolts and steam
A clunky chunk of a stinky dream
Pipes and gears with a hiss and a roar
It’s got no brakes
Just wants more
[Chorus]
I ran my underwear through it
Oh no
Spinning and twirling
What a show
The stink machine’s alive
Alive
Alive
My dignity barely survived
[Verse 2]
The neighbors peeked through the fence in shock
As my briefs hit the air like a stinky rock
A swirl of shame
A fabric parade
It’s the strangest mess we ever made
[Prechorus]
Who needs pride when you've got flair
Who needs clean when you just don’t care
[Chorus]
I ran my underwear through it
Oh no
Spinning and twirling
What a show
The stink machine’s alive
Alive
Alive
My dignity barely survived
[Bridge]
The stink
The funk
It climbed the sky
Made pigeons faint and planes fly high
But deep inside I couldn’t lie
I laughed until I thought I’d cry