two hollowed out coconut shells
tied together by a leather string
sweet grass skirt that revealed Too Much from the gentlest of Breeze
Bernadette had a full body
like Jamaican Indica Haze
and a naughty side
that always drove for parents crazy
she's an independent woman now
fully emancipated
Green Card carrying immigrant
newest citizen of the United States!
she fled the island
seeking political Asylum
and freedom from censorship
religious or otherwise
the motherland is violent
it's no place to raise a kid
she was wise to leave
and still came back on vacation trips
until this most recent Excursion
put her at odds with a war Lord
on his rise to power
he burned down her Village
after they'd refused his kindest offer
it's always locals only
down at shipwreck Cove
but when Daphne hit the swimming hole it was all X's and O's
jackpot Ginger
Bingo!
tic-tac-toe !
Surfers lined up to be suiters
All along the Sandy Shore
somebody apply the lotion
that body is out of control
a beauty to Behold
a battle to become her newly betrothed
she adored the attention
and teased them
with a seductive pose
admired by her own reflection
shining in the sunlight
Like tumbled gold !
such a lovely rose
she throws a wink at the gawkers everywhere that she goes
she's followed by a bunch of drones with high-powered binoculars
so once in awhile
she puts on a naughty show !
best way to describe it
it's like yoga on a stripper pole!
to me it seems like
God forgot to tell Ashley's body
that she's white
she may be Jamaican
but she's melanin deficient
geometric anomaly
dump truck with a hydraulic system
she's souped up tricked out engine
with all the woofers and tweeters
rolling on chrome rims
neon underglow strobe lights
reactive to the speakers
better brace yourself
when she drops the bass
or plan your Escape Route careful
just in case
I'm talking ass for days
with all night endurance
if she's crashing at your place
better hope you have good insurance Super Freak
No Doubt
light skin ghetto blaster
my latest guilty pleasure
embarrasses me
in front of my fellow Black Panthers
I ain't mad
great things require sacrifice
bad girl so good
that I buy her anything that she likes
her Road Dome skills
earned her the keys to the Porsche
I swear she's either going to
get me killed or easily divorced
sugar daddy blackmail allowance
I should consult my lawyer
but she's got him in her pocket
wrapped around her finger loyal
it's like she's paid off the cops
with the Merit of her looks
gets away with anything that she wants just like a very careful crook
amazing Gracie from PornHub Fair
Circa 2008
still many a husbands screensaver
the dedicated Housewives
worst nightmare
who could cause so many
sleepless nights?
her right there!
