[Verse]
Stubby Johnson’s moves were wild and bold
His feet like rubber
His heart pure gold
The Elfin Shuffle took the floor
I laughed so hard
I hit the door
[Chorus]
Oh Stubby
Oh Stubby
You’ve got the groove
An awkward rhythm but it makes me move
My pants betrayed me in the dance parade
Laughter’s a gift
That’s how it’s made
[Verse 2]
His knees went left
His arms went right
A clumsy elf in the neon light
The crowd was stunned
Their jaws agape
A shuffle so awkward
No one escaped
[Chorus]
Oh Stubby
Oh Stubby
You’ve got the groove
An awkward rhythm but it makes me move
My pants betrayed me in the dance parade
Laughter’s a gift
That’s how it’s made
[Bridge]
He spun around
His hat fell off
The crowd erupted
They couldn’t scoff
A dance so strange
Yet full of glee
Stubby’s shuffle set us free
[Verse 3]
I joined the floor with a wobbly glide
My laughter bursting
I couldn’t hide
Stubby winked
Said
“Take the lead”
And there I was
Pants soaked indeed