Track · Apr 26, 2026 · English

Deadbeat Romance

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Duration

3:09

Language

English

Lyrics

[Verse 1]

I kissed a liar in a thrift store mirror

She said "text me" then she ghosted clearer

My heart's a joke with a one-star review

I bring flowers, they bring "who are you?"

I saved her name with a little red heart

Then she sold my trust at the food court start

Now my exes move like a bad parade

And I clap along when the bill gets paid

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh no, here we go

Same sad show

I fall too fast

She leaves too slow

Oh no, not again

I can't pretend

I'm not the punchline

At the end

[Chorus]

My love life, what a wreck

(what a wreck)

One more kiss, one more check

(one more check)

I get played, I get clowned

I still show up, still go down

My love life, what a scene

(what a scene)

I keep bleeding in between

Between the texts, between the lies

I'm the king of bad goodbyes

[Verse 2]

Met a girl by the frozen fries

She said "you're cute" with suspicious eyes

Three dates in, she "forgets" her phone

I ate alone like a patron saint of stone

My friends say, "Bro, just lower your hope"

Like that's a cure for the slippery rope

I wear my shame like a Sunday suit

And trip on love in my nicest boots

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh no, here we go

Same sad show

I fall too fast

She leaves too slow

Oh no, not again

I can't pretend

I'm not the punchline

At the end

[Chorus]

My love life, what a wreck

(what a wreck)

One more kiss, one more check

(one more check)

I get played, I get clowned

I still show up, still go down

My love life, what a scene

(what a scene)

I keep bleeding in between

Between the texts, between the lies

I'm the king of bad goodbyes

[Bridge]

I met my doom in a borrowed hoodie

She stole my shirt and my dignity

Now I'm laughing while the tears still sting

'Cause my whole damn heart is a clearance ring

If this is fate, it's got a weak resume

But I still keep coming back anyway

[Final Chorus]

My love life, what a wreck

(what a wreck)

One more kiss, one more check

(one more check)

I get played, I get clowned

I still show up, still go down

My love life, what a scene

(what a scene)

I keep bleeding in between

Between the texts, between the lies

I'm the king of bad goodbyes

Style

pop-punk emo-rap with driving four-on-the-floor drumspalm-muted guitarsand a bouncy sub-bass pulse; verses switch between half-spoken rap cadences and melodic moanspre-chorus strips to gang claps and snapped snapschorus explodes with shouted doubles and stacked harmonies. add a reversed guitar swell into each chorustape-stop stutter before punchlinesand a final key change lift. brightloudand sarcastic with a sweaty live-band edge.rapemopop punkpopenglish

Prompt

Funny song about the tragedy of my love life., male, pop, pop punk, emo, rap

Credits

Prompt byUrbanBandit868

GeneratedApr 26, 2026

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