Do It Best

These are the times

Where people want more than a nickel or dime

A strong work ethic ain’t valued anymore

Everyone just wants to be paid more

Work less, earn more…

Where, oh where, have I heard this shit before?

Visions of a socialist dream

All showcase a miserable scheme

If I want it done the best,

I’ll do it myself and forget the rest!

When those I trusted just leave a mess,

I’ll save the day with profound success!

No mistakes, just pure bliss,

Get the fuck out of here with the bullshit!

Why is it that so few care?

Is it just that my skills give all around me a scare?

If I want it done the best,

I’ll do it myself and forget the rest!

When those I trusted just leave a mess,

I’ll save the day with profound success!

No mistakes, just pure bliss,

Get the fuck out of here with the bullshit!

There’s a reason why they call it minimum wage,

You don’t start at the top when you step on the stage,

Put in the time, learn the trade, earn your place,

Then climb your way up at your own damn pace!

Everybody seems to want more money,

But dodging good hard work ain’t fucking funny.

If I want it done the best,

I’ll do it myself and forget the rest!

When those I trusted just leave a mess,

I’ll save the day with profound success!

No mistakes, just pure bliss,

Get the fuck out of here with the bullshit!

They say good help is hard to find,

So I quit wasting all my fucking time.

Measure it twice, get it right the first,

Watching someone half-ass it only makes it worse.

Call me picky, call me obsessed,

At least when I’m finished there ain’t no mess.

When everybody else has failed the test,

I roll up my sleeves and do it best!