(Verse 1)
Suzie's got a pickup truck, a rusty, old F-150
But instead of tools and lumber, it's cat food, oh so nifty
She's got whiskers on her sweaters, and a permanent cat hair sheen
Her living room's a jungle, the comfiest you've seen
For about two dozen felines, from tabbies to a Siamese
Each one's got a silly name, like "Pickles" and "Duchess Louise."
(Chorus)
Oh, Suzie's the cat lady, a legend in this town
With a meow for every greeting, and a purr for every sound
Her heart's as big as Texas, for every stray she finds
She's got litter boxes gleaming, and the cleanest kitty blinds!
She ain't looking for a fella, no diamond on her hand
'Cause Suzie's got her cat crew, the best darn furry band!
(Verse 2)
Her kitchen counter's crowded, with bowls of salmon pate
She talks to them like people, "How was your busy day?"
There's "Marmalade" on the sofa, "Captain Fluff" on the chair
"Mr. Boots" is by the window, catching sunbeams in his hair (fur, that is!)
She tried online dating once, said, "Must love felines, thirty-plus!"
The poor guy ran screamin' when he saw the cat bus.
(Chorus)
Oh, Suzie's the cat lady, a legend in this town
With a meow for every greeting, and a purr for every sound
Her heart's as big as Texas, for every stray she finds
She's got litter boxes gleaming, and the cleanest kitty blinds!
She ain't looking for a fella, no diamond on her hand
'Cause Suzie's got her cat crew, the best darn furry band!
(Bridge)
Her neighbors whisper softly, "Bless her eccentric heart!"
But when a kitten's orphaned, Suzie plays the hero part.
She's got remedies for hairballs, and a gentle, soothing touch
And honestly, her cats probably love her just as much.
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(Guitar Solo - twangy and upbeat)
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(Chorus)
Oh, Suzie's the cat lady, a legend in this town
With a meow for every greeting, and a purr for every sound
Her heart's as big as Texas, for every stray she finds
She's got litter boxes gleaming, and the cleanest kitty blinds!
She ain't looking for a fella, no diamond on her hand
'Cause Suzie's got her cat crew, the best darn furry band!
(Outro)
Yeah, Suzie's the cat lady, and she wouldn't have it any other way
Livin' life with her fur babies, happy every single day!
(Sound of a chorus of meows fading out)
