The Sun Diss Track

Yo Sun, you loud as hell, always in the way
Big bloated narcissist, hoggin’ up the day

You out here actin’ like the center of it all
But we just stuck in orbit, watchin’ your ego ball

You burn through hydrogen like it’s free promethazine
Then flex on the ‘Gram with that corona glow-up scene

Corona? Bro, that’s just your bad hairline flarin’
Every photosphere pic look like you’re barely breathin’

You hot? Yeah, you hot… but you basic
Same yellow filter every pic, no variation

Actin’ like you shine for us, nah you shine for clout
Whole solar system payin’ light bill, you just out here bein’ loud

You roast Mercury daily, call that “tough love”?
That lil rocky shorty got third-degree burns from above

Venus? You cooked her so bad she runnin’ greenhouse
Now she 900° depressed with permanent mood

Earth over here dodgin’ your UV tan beams
While you out here gassin’ up climate change memes

You the original toxic ex, can’t let go
Still tryna hit us with flares every few years, bro

You 4.6 billion years old and still no personality
Just fusion and radiation, zero adaptability

Got eight planets ghostin’ you in elliptical silence
Only Pluto still talk to you… and that’s out of compliance

Yeah you massive, 99.8% of the mass in the crew
But percentage don’t mean personality, that’s just volume, fool

You’ll red giant out in five bil, bloat up and die slow
Swallow Mercury, Venus, probably Earth on the low

Then what? Planetary nebula, just cosmic ash
A white dwarf corpse flexin’ like “I used to be flash”

So keep shinin’, king… we’ll be out here survivin’
While you slowly cook yourself, quietly declinin’

Sun… you bright, I’ll give you that
But you basic, you predictable, and your mixtape wack

Take several seats behind the heliopause line
We good over here… enjoy your own sunshine.

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