[Verse]
Woke up dreaming of a DIY plan
Gonna build a bookshelf with my own two hands
Stepped into the Depot
Confidence high
But the shelves stretched up like a piece of the sky
[Prechorus]
Looking for screws
Maybe some glue
But this maze is a game I’m destined to lose
[Chorus]
Lost in the aisles
Can’t find a thing
Where do they keep the knobs and the string
Gave up my dreams
Waved the white flag
Bought a hot dog instead in a crinkly bag
[Verse 2]
Asked a worker
But they vanished mid-sentence
Thought I saw paint
Nope
That’s just a fence
I followed the signs
But they led me to grout
And what in the world is this tool even about
[Prechorus]
Drills and hammers
A jungle of parts
But my project’s done before it even starts
[Chorus]
Lost in the aisles
Can’t find a thing
Where do they hide the nails and the springs
Threw in the towel
Dreams in the trash
Got a hot dog instead with a mustard splash