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You acknowledge and agree,

To all applicable terms,

Conditions, policies, and privacy.

By clicking “Accept,”

You confirm that you have read,

Understood, and agreed

To everything herein.

You represent and warrant

That your information is true,

You shall not misuse the service,

And shall comply with every rule.

We reserve the right to modify,

Suspend, or terminate,

Any portion of the service

At any time, without notice.

If you do not agree,

You must cease your use immediately.

If you continue anyway,

That constitutes acceptance legally.

I agree, I agree,

To whatever's written underneath me.

Terms of service, privacy,

Limitation of liability.

I agree, I agree,

Though I didn't read the entirety.

By clicking here,

By signing in,

By staying here—

I agree.

All services are provided

On an “as is” basis,

Without warranties express or implied,

Including merchantability or fitness.

We do not guarantee

The service will be secure,

Uninterrupted, timely,

Accurate, or error-free.

To the maximum extent

Permitted by applicable law,

We shall not be liable

For any indirect loss.

Lost profits, lost revenue,

Lost data, or goodwill,

Whether arising from contract,

Negligence, or otherwise still.

I agree, I agree,

To the terms that govern me.

Indemnification, warranty,

Limitation of liability.

I agree, I agree,

There's a clause for everything.

If something goes wrong,

Please refer

To Section 17(b).

You agree to indemnify,

Defend, and hold us harmless,

From any claim or demand

Arising from your use.

You shall not reverse engineer,

Copy, modify, or interfere,

Upload malicious software,

Or attempt unauthorized entry.

All intellectual property

Remains with its rightful owner.

Nothing in these terms

Transfers ownership to you.

Any dispute or controversy

Arising under this agreement

Shall be resolved through

Binding arbitration.

You waive your right,

To the extent permitted by law,

To participate in a class action,

Or proceed before a jury.

No jury.

No class action.

Just arbitration.

We may update these terms

From time to time.

Continued use of the service

Means you accept the revised lines.

If any provision is invalid,

The rest shall remain in force.

Failure to enforce a provision

Does not waive our rights, of course.

This agreement constitutes

The entire understanding,

And supersedes all prior

Or contemporaneous agreements.

I agree, I agree,

To the words I barely see.

Terms and conditions,

Binding legally.

I agree, I agree,

It's bureaucracy in harmony.

Click the box,

Confirm the choice,

Give the system

One more voice.

I agree, I agree,

To the liability beneath me.

Privacy and indemnity,

Arbitration and security.

I agree,

I understand,

I accept—

By clicking “Accept,”

You acknowledge that you have read

And agreed to be bound

By these Terms and Conditions.

Thank you for your cooperation.