[Verse 1]
We met back in twenty-fourteen, fate said “go”
You flirted first — just so you know 😏
From movie nights and Thai food feasts
To fart symphonies under the sheets 💨
You take forever just to drop a poop
But hey, you’re mine, and you’re kinda cute
[Chorus]
Ohhh, lucky you, babe — let’s tell the truth
You bagged a man who fake-pinch-crabs on your leg
You love me weird, and I love you back
Even when you’re slow in the toilet track
So cheers to that first flirty cue
’Cause damn, babe — you’re lucky I chose you
[Verse 2]
You love me for me — no filter, no mask
Even when I’m dramatic? You don’t even ask
You love me loud, love me odd
Love me dancing to Blackpink
[Chorus]
Ohhh, lucky you, babe — you really scored
I’m Daddy Crab AND your emotional support lord. I love you to the moon and back you are the best person ever.
[Final Chorus]
Ohhh, lucky you — don’t even pretend
I’m your crab prince, your weird-ass guy
And lucky me for saying yes
To the guy who loves me at my mess
Here’s to poop breaks, farts, and love
We’re weird as hell — and that’s enough ❤️
[Outro]
You flirted first, and now look who’s stuck…
Forever mine.