[Verse 1]
I saw a snollygoster
Down by the fence rail
Bamb doing a Discombobulated Bamboozle
Like it knew the whole tale
It made me Flabbergasted
I blinked and missed my grin
It was so Lickety-split
I Galumphied right in
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, what a scene
What a sight
One wrong wiggle
And I lost the fight
[Chorus]
Snollygoster, snollygoster
What a wild old trick
Snollygoster, snollygoster
That thing moved lickety-split
Bamb, bamboozle
You got me again
Snollygoster, snollygoster
Do that joke one more time
[Verse 2]
My hat went sideways
My shoes gave chase
The old porch board
Did a tap-dance race
I tried to act normal
I tried to stay cool
But that little goblin grin
Broke every rule
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, what a scene
What a sight
One wrong wiggle
And I lost the fight
[Chorus]
Snollygoster, snollygoster
What a wild old trick
Snollygoster, snollygoster
That thing moved lickety-split
Bamb, bamboozle
You got me again
Snollygoster, snollygoster
Do that joke one more time
[Bridge]
My favorite genre of music
Is Comedy, I confess
If you bring the chaos
I’ll bring the laugh and mess
So stomp that puddle
Spin that cap
Give me one more silly
And I’ll clap-clap-clap
[Chorus]
Snollygoster, snollygoster
What a wild old trick
Snollygoster, snollygoster
That thing moved lickety-split
Bamb, bamboozle
You got me again
Snollygoster, snollygoster
Do that joke one more time