[Intro]
[echoed] Time time time
Why you lookin at me?
I’m late to the future
Early to the meme
[Chorus]
Jester in the timeline, juggling the clocks
Trip over Tuesday, land in equinox
Slip-space sandals, quantum socks
I pop in the past like “yo, this knocks”
[Verse 1]
Hopscotch through a paradox, I’m petty with it
Fold space like a fitted, then I’m ready with it
Dropped one joke, turned the Big Bang pink
Laugh so hard make a black hole blink
Pulled up to the Renaissance, fresh chrome teeth
Taught Plato how to dab, left him low-key geeked
Told Newton “hit the apple,” then I hit a lil spin
He discovered gravity, I discovered this grin (skrrt)
Timeline tangled like spaghetti on the floor
I open up a wormhole, it’s a comedy door
Stepped in 2090, they still play my clip
It’s just me in a wig, doing taxes on a ship
[Chorus]
Jester in the timeline, juggling the clocks
Trip over Tuesday, land in equinox
Slip-space sandals, quantum socks
I pop in the past like “yo, this knocks”
[Verse 2]
Met my future self, he was late on rent
Told him “bro, invest before they print the cement”
Crypto in a lunchbox, theories in a jar
I sold one meme, bought a second-hand star
Einstein mad, said my fit too bright
Hair stood up when he saw my light
I said “E = MC, but add one more”
Energy equals Me, plus Comedy, times Tour
Hit a lil jig on the event horizon
DJ in the void still improvising
Crowd full of aliens throw curved applause
Tentacles up, they like “you the cause”
[Bridge]
[whispered vocals]
In and out the centuries
Pocket full of hidden keys
Every era, new ID
Still the clown with the PhD
[louder]
Flip one coin, two timelines split
In this one I trip, in that one I’m lit
But in both I laugh, that’s the constant bit
Universe broke, I just debug it
[Chorus]
Jester in the timeline, juggling the clocks
Trip over Tuesday, land in equinox
Slip-space sandals, quantum socks
I pop in the past like “yo, this knocks”