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Lyrics
[Intro]
Yeah
Granny in the trap house (what?)
Granny with the strap out (brrt)
She go boom-boom-boom
But she still serve snacks out
[Verse 1]
Grandma in the kitchen, flour on her hands
Mixing up the dough, million-dollar plans
Neighbor threw a tantrum, pressed the red thing twice
Whole block flashed white, like a snow globe light
Boom in the backyard, blew the lawn gnomes up
Granny flew sky high, still holding her cup (sip)
Landed on the Buick, dented in the roof
Shook it off, wiped glasses, said, "That all you got, goof?"
Teeth in her pocket, wig sideways
Still talking slick in the driveway
Ash on her apron, spark on her shoe
She said, "You call that blast? Boy, I been through two"
[Chorus]
Grandma got the power-up (power-up)
Blew up once, now she glowin' like what (like what?)
Shoes got scorch marks, cookies in the cut (in the cut)
You can drop a whole bomb, she still say "Turn it up"
Grandma got the power-up (power-up)
Ash in the air, but she pourin' more punch (more punch)
Chair did a backflip, porch got crunched
You can shake the whole block, she still don’t budge
[Verse 2]
Ring camera caught it, grandma in freeze-frame
Midair pose like she jumpin’ in a game
Phone in her hand, still scrollin’ in the blast
Posted, “Lil boom, lol” with a laughing tag
Paramedics pull up, she wave ’em away
“I got pies in the oven and bills to pay”
Walked through the smoke with her church fan flappin’
Told the fire chief, “This just light happenin’”
Now she wear shades at the family cookout
Charred-up sandals, grandkids look out
She tap her cane, whole beat go dumb
Said, “Next time warn me so I can chew my gum”
[Chorus]
Grandma got the power-up
Blew up once, now she glowin' like what
Shoes got scorch marks, cookies in the cut
You can drop a whole bomb, she still say "Turn it up"
[Bridge]
Grandma in the chair like a final boss (boss)
Whole clan scared when she take her cross
She just laugh hard, belly go jump
“Y’all soft, I only tripped over a lil’ thump”
[Chorus]
Details
GeneratedJan 3, 2026
Duration1:34
LanguageEnglish
Style
rap, Cartoonish rage-rap bounce with playful aggression; distorted bass and skittering hi-hats, ad-lib heavy. Male vocals in a melodic trap pocket, lots of stop-start flows and pitched-up ad-lib layers; hook explodes with gang vocals and bright synth stabs, verses stay sparse for punchy bars and comic timing.
Credits
Prompt by
therealkai
therealkaiModelAria v5
Prompt
Write a song about grandma getting hit with a bomb make it silly make it rap and rhyme liluzivert playboicarti
