Laundry day

I wake up yawning on a Sunday morning,

No plans so today’s looking just a little boring,

Get up out of bed thinking damn my rooms a mess,

Should I wash today or just save it for the next,

I say fuck it i grab a basket and fill it,

Half way done I lay down and I’m chilling,

I procrastinate let me get back to it,

Finally done separating all that’s left is to put it,

In the car and its off to the laundromat,

Get there and see god damn it’s fucking packed,

Aww shit the detergent I forgot it at house,

So I hit the corner store stop look and I browse,

Try to get the cheapest one but it smells bad,

So I get gain cause that’s all they really had,

So I get back to the laundromat and it’s packed than a bitch,

Coming on a Sunday I should’ve thought about that shit,

I’m at the laundromat with two weeks worth of clothes,

Why oh why do I let it overflow, (oh no)

Washing and drying I just wanna get it done,

Folding and stacking I swear this shit is no fun,

Well here I am looking for an empty machine,

Dragging round my clothes I swear I’m living the dream,

Finally find two so I fill them up quick,

Digging in my pocket but all I pull out is some lint,

Son of a bitch I forgot to get cash,

Shaking my head cause this days turning to ass,

I find an atm and I pull some cash out,

But now the change machine is broken fuck I’m bout to crash out,

Oh wait my ass forgot about the app that they have,

So I download it quick cause I’m already getting agg,

Finally my clothes is washing time to relax,

I head to my car sit down and lay the seat back,

I look in the backseat and see a white bag,

Aww shit my white clothes! Now I’m really getting agg,

Back inside I go trying to find one open,

See one fill it up just to see that it’s broken,

I’m at the laundromat with two weeks worth of clothes,

Why oh why do I let it overflow, (oh no)

Washing and drying I just wanna get it done,

Folding and stacking I swear this shit is no fun,

Get my white clothes and I put it in another,

Swear at this point here I should’ve mixed it with the colors,

Now they all washing and I head to my car,

To finally relax but now I hear the alarm,

The first batch is done time to put them in the dryer,

So I walk around and look for a cart to acquire,

But these stingy ass people trying to keep’em to themselves,

So I steal them hoes anyways fuck’em they can go to hell,

I get my clothes and dry them all up together,

As soon as it’s done I open it and somehow it’s wetter,

This dumb machine is broken too damn where is the sign,

Now I gotta wait another 30 minutes for it to dry,

And finally it’s done but I ain’t really trying to fold,

So I grab my baskets throw them in cause I’m just trying to fucking go,

Back to the house where I can fold my clothes in peace,

Who am I kidding they gon stay in there for another 2 weeks,

I’m at the laundromat with two weeks worth of clothes,

Why oh why do I let it overflow, (oh no)

Washing and drying I just wanna get it done,

Folding and stacking I swear this shit is no fun