Dunk

Now watch me dunk now watch me dunk it's a drunk contest and I'm coming from half court at the exact speed headed to the free throw line about to do something amazing so I come up to the free throw and I catch wind like I got wings climbing up the air while I three 60 dribbling the ball threw my legs about 3 times till I come in to a cart wheel about 2 times and come into a back flip and tuck about 2 times and then I hit a summer salt and then I stand straight up like the statue of Liberty cock it back and 2 hand dunk round 2 I'm up again from behind the back board I catch up on my way up climbing up the back board stand on top hit 3 front flips and a twist and slam it in the rim and then sit on it round 3 it's the last round coming from the side line 3 point line watch me catch air time and glide like I'm flying threw the air touching both of my feet as I get closer to it then I go into a flip and then in to a twist and slam it hard and break the back board like I was shaq around this b I t c h and the crowd went crazy and the crowd went crazy Mr amazing win again I jumped up in the audience and they passed me around and back on my feet again every one went crazy then the stadium got smoky I disappeared and reAppeared again and we went celebrating for a week after it