Dwarves and damsels

we get ourselves a quest and we get some silver and gold and we go out and the land of old because we're really bold we are the warriors of dwarves and damsels dwarves and damsels dwarves and damsels. we do these quests from a wise out in the tavern that we meet and we drink mead until our guts burst and we shit all over our sheets. I'm not a wise man but I'm a comedian I'm a barbarian I'm a Viking Warrior we have ourselves a Holy Paladin with her white faded metal armor and her faith is so genuine we have ourselves a fire wizard named Chuck he don't give a care he don't wear no underwear. we have ourself an Archer tracker and Ranger he wears gold fish scaled armor it's cool he shoots an arrow it's his finger he never misses a shot he never lingers. we got ourselves oh really cool healer she wears so much black and she's always drinking coffee and she has a cool dog and it really mines her it pays attention to everything we do we started small when we fought a red dragon had a couple runs with some really weird butt men skeletons and a lizard melon and wheat shot the hell out of a skeleton strawberry bush we got the evil darkness out of The Care Bears and one came with us and then he died now we're in a mansion from Mr McDuck and his little nephews now we are having so much fun on our adventure so when you get a chance don't even let it linger come play dwarves and damsels doors and damsels become a hero with us and you can get gold in your sack until it busts.