[Instrumental Intro]
[Drum Break]
[Verse 1]
He bought a baby gator at the drive-thru lane
He's got a ceiling fan spinning in his brain
Spaghetti on his head, running down the street
Screaming at the asphalt, melting in the heat
They tried to lock him up, they tried to close the door
But you can never tame the wild Gulf Shore!
[Chorus]
Florida Man! Running through the swamp!
Florida Man! Doing the alligator stomp!
He's got a weedwhacker, he's got a lawn chair
No shirt, no shoes, and he just don't care!
Florida Man! Florida Man!
[Drum Break]
[Verse 2]
He tried to rob a Wendy's with a plastic spoon
He's building a rocket to the swampy moon
Wrestling an armadillo in the local bar
Driving down the highway in a bumper car
No brakes, no tires, just sparks on the road
Living by the code of the cane toad!
[Chorus]
Florida Man! Running through the swamp!
Florida Man! Doing the alligator stomp!
He's got a weedwhacker, he's got a lawn chair
No shirt, no shoes, and he just don't care!
Florida Man! Florida Man!
[Bridge]
He's a legend of the county line
Drinking gasoline and calling it wine
Fast tempo! Let the guitars scream!
Living the sun-baked, chaotic dream!
[Guitar Solo]
[Chorus]
Florida Man! Running through the swamp!
Florida Man! Doing the alligator stomp!
He's got a weedwhacker, he's got a lawn chair
No shirt, no shoes, and he just don't care!
Florida Man! Florida Man!
[Outro]
Yeah he's gone!
Florida Man!
[Drum Outro]
[End]