[Intro]
Yeah, we're all a bunch of jerks, huh?
Let's talk about it!
[Verse 1]
Walking down the street, gotta dodge the attitude
Everyone's got a chip, man, it's nothing new
Cut me off, flip the bird, what a friendly crew
Guess we're all just assholes, in our own zoo
[Pre-Chorus]
Smile? Nah, that’s a rare commodity
Serious face on, it's a community
But deep down, we're just comedy
Everyone's an asshole, you see?
[Chorus]
We're all assholes, yeah, that's the truth
In the prime of our asshole youth
Laugh it off, it’s a cruel spoof
Everyone's an asshole, in this goofy group
[Verse 2]
Honking horns, yelling at the Uber driver
Pulling pranks, stealing fries, high-fiving liars
Got a snarky comment for every passerby
Living in a sitcom, with a bitter eye
[Pre-Chorus]
No one's innocent in this farce
Pointing fingers, yeah, it's a circus, of course
But behind the mask, is a little remorse
Everyone's an asshole, driving the course
[Chorus]
We're all assholes, yeah, that's the truth
In the prime of our asshole youth
Laugh it off, it’s a cruel spoof
Everyone's an asshole, in this goofy group
[Bridge]
So raise your middle finger, let's toast
To the best assholes we love most
In this punk rock roast of folks
We’re all jerks with a punchline joke
[Outro]
Yeah, we're all a bunch of jerks, huh?
And that’s just life, my friend, huh?
Keep laughing, keep flipping the bird,
Everyone's an asshole, it’s absurd!