Grandma's Picture Show Mishap

Grandma lost her teeth at the picture show

They fell in the dark where no one could go

Popcorn scattered as the movie rolled

A toothless laugh was worth its weight in gold

Oh grandma oh where did they land

The silver and pearl slipped out of your hand

The usher's flashlight couldn't find a clue

But your smile lit up the whole darn crew

The hero on screen had a daring grin

While grandma's dentures were rolling within

They bounced down the aisle in a twisty race

The crowd was roaring all over the place

Oh grandma oh where did they land

The silver and pearl slipped out of your hand

The usher's flashlight couldn't find a clue

But your smile lit up the whole darn crew

The manager said "we’ll search till dawn"

But grandma just waved and said "move along"

"My gums are tough and my spirit's strong

I’ll hum the tune and you’ll sing the song"

Grandma lost her teeth but gained the show

Her laugh was the star in the movie’s glow

The credits rolled but the tale won’t end

Grandma’s legend lives on my friend