[Verse 1]
Saw a Flibberflabber
Doing Snozzled Snurfle spins
Mud in their pockets
Moss stuck to their grin
You were on that fungus sofa
With your crumb-collecting shoes
Said
“Is this real or
Did I lick the glue?”
[Chorus]
Flapdoodle feast in the middle of the floor
Wax flowers melting
I just chew one more
Laugh till my ribs swing open like a door
This is my kingdom
Of beautiful goblin decor
(hey! hey!)
[Verse 2]
Teaspoon crown
And a cracked glass halo
You sip stormwater
From a chipped-up ladle
Table made of thrifted doors
All the hinges still attached
Every joke a rotten peach
I eat it to the pit
Unmatched
[Chorus]
Flapdoodle feast in the middle of the floor
Wax flowers melting
I just chew one more
Laugh till my ribs swing open like a door
This is my kingdom
Of beautiful goblin decor
(oh-oh, goblin decor)
[Bridge]
Let the Flibberflabber dance
On the cake we can’t afford
Let the Snozzled Snurfle chant
Ancient trashcan chord
If the grown-ups start to ask
Why my teeth are purple blue
I’ll say
“Magic frosting”
And I’ll save a slice for you
[Chorus]
Flapdoodle feast in the middle of the floor
Wax flowers melting
I just chew one more
Laugh till my ribs swing open like a door
This is my kingdom
And I’m the gremlin at the door
(hey! hey!)