Batman’s mama

Hey yo

Im a tell ya something you ain’t never heard

Ya know.. if ya want.. you can go on and spread the word

Ya know Batman?

Batman has a mama!

She don’t start no drama

It’s kinda hard bein mama of a bat

But the thing is, she’s round and flat

Yea Batman has a mama!

Not a threat like osama

Uh

Yea, She tends to be pretty passive

To some she’s small, but to Batman she’s massive!

Yea, She’s always there when he needs her

Unless she’s lost and his memories a blur

She keeps him happy when he’s sad

And he ain’t gonna share with Brad… or Chad… Thad… a Russian by the name of Vlad or any other dad

Yea Batman has a mama

Pacifies the babies like Obama

Batman’s pretty selective

Took creative falling as an elective

Wasn’t all that effective

He wears a helmet er where he goes (reflective)

Yea Batman’s mama

(Flat n round)

Yea Batman sticks out his tongue when she come around

Yeaaaa Batman has a mama

Batman and his mama

Batman used to have 9 now he has 3

How many mamas does a bat need

Yea

Ya know, despite all Batman’s falls

Hitting his head on floors n walls

Batman lives he never dies

I guess even bats have nine lives

Uh

Yea

Nine

Nine lives

Nine tries

(Hey Batman! What number you on?)

Nine…

I’m on nine…

It’s all for nine

Yea probly nine

I think my fine

Yea I know I been cryin

Must be a sign

My need my mama all the time

Yea, Batman has a mama

Uh

Batman has a mama

He may seem tough with that suit n cape

But he’s a mamas boy (she gotta round shape!)

Uh

Batman’s gotta mama

She’s a mama

But not really

She’s a piece of plastic

Batman likes to be bombastic

Yea batmans gotta mama

Can’t ask her to prom uh

Uh

For nine

My am Batman

That’s my mama

Mama mama mama