Verse 1:
My car's a wreck, it breaks every day
In every trip and every way
The engine knocks and the gearbox moans
It's older than ancient Roman stones
Verse 2:
The wipers don't wipe in the pouring rain
The brakes barely brake, causing me pain
The horn makes a sound like a cat in distress
I can't afford to fix this mess
Chorus:
This car is a curse, a four-wheeled mistake
It breaks down on me every turn that I take
It's a rolling disaster with rust on the wheels
And nobody knows how much pain that it feels
Verse 3:
I took it to the garage last week for repair
The mechanic just laughed and pulled out his hair
He said "This old banger should've been scrapped"
I'm stuck in this nightmare, completely entrapped
Chorus:
This car is a curse, a four-wheeled mistake
It breaks down on me every turn that I take
It's a rolling disaster with rust on the wheels
And nobody knows how much pain that it feels
Verse 4:
The doors all hang open, won't close up at all
The windscreen's all cracked and the fenders now fall
The electrics are shot and the battery's dead
I'm selling this heap to be crushed up instead