[Intro: Nanook]
(Heavy bass, drums kick in)
Yo… Yo…
I’m Nanook, The Destruction, I ruin all I see!
But lately, man… things been real weird for me…
First, some skeleton kidnapped the girls and dipped…
Now I’m out here, questioning my own script?!? 💀
[Verse 1: Nanook]
Brook pulled up—said, “Yohoho~! You Gyatt some fine queens!”
Next thing I know, March 7th’s on a milk magazine?! 📸🥛
Sanji crying, Blackbeard scheming, Luffy just don’t care,
I tried to erase their verse—but they’re still EVERYWHERE! 😭I checked my logs—the Aeons don’t remember One Piece!
But now they ALL got bounties from the Marines?!? 😵💫
The Hunt Aeon sweating, The Erudition left town,
Meanwhile, Belobog's drinking MILK like it’s going outta style! 🥛[Chorus: Nanook, The Hunt & Harmony (Background Vocals)]
🎶 "WHY ARE THEY HERE?! WHY WON’T THEY LEAVE?!?
LUFFY’S TOO STRONG, I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE!"
"FREAKY JOSH PULLED UP, SAID ‘EVERYONE BELONGS TO ME’…"
"I’M NANOOK, BUT EVEN I CAN’T STOP THIS ENERGY!!!" 🎶 😭[Verse 2: Nanook]
I tried my best… I snapped my fingers…
Then Luffy laughed, pulled out Bajrang Gun—oh sh— 🫠👊🏾
Got sent to the Shadow Realm, Freaky Josh still wild,
He made a WHOLE PERV KINGDOM, and even Harmony smiled?!? 😭
Xianzhou Loufu built a Luffy statue out of fear…
The IPC said, “Nah bro, we OUTTA HERE!”
Even the Astral Express don’t wanna come outside,
They know if they do—Brook’s waiting to ride! 🎻💀[Chorus: Nanook & All Aeons]
🎶 "WHY ARE THEY HERE?! WHY WON’T THEY LEAVE?!?
LUFFY’S TOO STRONG, I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE!"
"FREAKY JOSH PULLED UP, SAID ‘EVERYONE BELONGS TO ME’…"
"I’M NANOOK, BUT EVEN I CAN’T STOP THIS ENERGY!!!" 🎶[Outro: Nanook (Losing His Mind)]
I AM THE END… THE DESTRUCTION… THE ABSOLUTE FINALITY…
BUT EVEN I CAN’T ESCAPE THIS PIRATE TRAGEDY!!! 😭💀🔥
{Soundbite: Brook laughing}
"Yohohoho~! You thought you were the strongest? That’s cute!" 🎻
NANOOK HAS LEFT THE CHAT 😂
