[Intro]
Middle aged mutant ninja turtles
(still in the fight, hey!)
Middle aged mutant ninja turtles
We still bite
[Verse 1]
Leo’s got a lower back brace
But he still cuts clean through steel
Calendar on Donnie’s workbench
Color‑coded how we heal
Raph swears at the traffic
Tosses Foot Clan off the hood
Mikey’s stirring up the sauce
Cold pizza never tasted this good
[Chorus]
Middle aged mutant ninja turtles
Wrists ache
Still breakin’ your walls
Middle aged mutant ninja turtles
Answer every late night call
Yeah we creak
But we keep on movin’
Old scars under these shells still bruisin’
Middle aged mutant ninja turtles
We still save it all
[Verse 2]
Leo runs drills at sunrise
Then he’s icing both his knees
Don’s got smart home sewer lair
Talking toilets
Ninja keys
Raph does rage control yoga
Still cracks armor with one swing
Mikey DJ’s kids’ birthdays
Then jumps rooftops like a king (oh yeah)
[Chorus]
Middle aged mutant ninja turtles
Wrists ache
Still breakin’ your walls
Middle aged mutant ninja turtles
Answer every late night call
Yeah we creak
But we keep on movin’
Old scars under these shells still bruisin’
Middle aged mutant ninja turtles
We still save it all
[Bridge]
We were legends on the late show
Posters peeling off kid’s rooms
Now it’s coffee in the dashboard
Reading glasses in the gloom
But when shadows crowd the city
And the sirens start to wail
We tighten up these worn-out masks
And ride the rails
[Chorus]
Middle aged mutant ninja turtles
Wrists ache
Still breakin’ your walls
Middle aged mutant ninja turtles
Answer every late night call
Yeah we creak
But we keep on movin’
Old scars under these shells still bruisin’
Middle aged mutant ninja turtles
We still save it all (still save it all)