[spoken pre intro]
[lead vocal-spoken]
Now Truth be told folks…
I’m gettin old….
Here I thought all I had was time folks…
But time done left me behind…
That’s right…
time done left me behind…
like a woman leave her man…
When he can’t make her smile no mo’…
Would ya believe it if I told ya folk? ……
Bitch Didn’t even say goodbye…
Got damn
[intro]
[verse 1]
[lead vocal]
Well I can’t see my shoes
And I Can’t tie them neither
I was in the eighth grade
The last time I saw my wiener
[chorus]
[lead vocal]
I GOT THE
[back up vocals]
I GOT THE
[lead vocal]
I GOT THE BIG OL BELLY BLUES!
[verse 2]
[lead vocal]
My doctor keeps on sayin’
“Timmy, I told you so”
Didn’t like that bitches tone
So I don’t go see him no mo’
[chorus]
[lead vocal]
I GOT THE
[back up vocals]
I GOT THE
[lead vocal]
I GOT THE BIG OL BELLY BLUES!
[Verse 3]
My Feet always hurtin’,
My Knees always weak
I look down when I’m pissin’ Just looks like
My tummy sprung a leak!
YEAH I GOT THE!
[chorus]
[lead vocal]
I GOT THE
[back up vocals]
I GOT THE
[lead vocal]
I GOT THE BIG OL BELLY BLUES!
[GUITAR solo]
[bridge-spoken]
[lead vocal]
I got that big ol belly
I got that big ol Drippy dick
I got that Everytime I cough I shit my pants
Gettin old sucks all sorts of shit
[chorus]
[lead vocal]
I GOT THE
[back up vocals]
I GOT THE
[lead vocal]
I GOT THE BIG OL BELLY BLUES!
[pre-chorus]
[lead vocal]
High blood pressure…
Can kiss my ass!
pre-diabetic conditions…
Can kiss my ass!
Erectile dysfunction…
Can kiss my ass!
Prostate exams…
CAN KISS MY FUCKIN ASS!!
YEAH I GOT THE!
[chorus]
[lead vocal]
I GOT THE
[back up vocals]
I GOT THE
[lead vocal]
I GOT THE BIG OL BELLY BLUES!
YEAH I GOT THE!
[final chorus]
[lead vocal]
I GOT THE
[back up vocals]
I GOT THE
[lead vocal]
I GOT THE BIG OL BELLY BLUES!
[outro]
BigBellyHunter
