(ladies and gentlemen, people all around
this next experience will surely make you frown
close your eyes and listen closely
to this haunting ghost story!)
i was walking all alone one starry night
bottle in my hand, vision blurry, what a fright
it was october the 18th, when i saw something scary
it was a hole in the wall type place
with a broken sign that read psychic on a woman's face
i furrowed my brows in interest
just what could go left?
i walked into the building, was this a bit risky?
but when i saw a woman dressed like a gypsy
i knew this was where it would go wrong
now just listen to this song
she ushered me to come over
take a seat, but don't cover your eyes
cause for the next three hours
i'm in control of your life
she pulled out that crystal ball, and for a moment i saw my future
i was a successful actress, writer, not on the blacklist
she told me my flaws
she said baby you're gonna die
sooner than later, so don't try
to fight it, baby, you're gonna make it
i began to get freaked out, she told me sit down
she was just getting started, but i was feeling brokenhearted
she pulled out some tarot cards, and said
don't stray too far
cause one day you'll get to see
yourself on tv, and that's the final destination
so don't take too much medication
and when she pulled me in close
she said God loves you the most
she pulled out that crystal ball, and for a moment i saw my future
i was a successful actress, writer, not on the blacklist
she told me my flaws
she said baby you're gonna die
sooner than later, so don't try
to fight it, baby, you're gonna make it
at the end of this fateful visit
she said you're gonna live with Jesus
she said when you turn 93
that's when you'll get to be with the King
but don't waste your youth
thinking you're missing out
God knows what's he's all about
she pulled out that crystal ball, and for a moment i saw my future
i was a successful actress, writer, not on the blacklist
she told me my flaws
she said baby you're gonna die
sooner than later, so don't try
to fight it, baby, you're gonna make it
i got up to leave
she said thank you come again
and after a few weeks, i finally did
at least i tried to go back
but the place seemed to never be there
it was boarded up, but what still remained
was that sign with the dark gypsy's face