[Verse 1]
Three sisters
Same Wi-Fi, split brains
Oldest got a color-coded
Trauma planner for the pain
Middle child got a playlist
For every kind of stress
Youngest doing TikToks
In her Sunday best
Mama yelling through the doorway
"Turn that mess down!"
But she still asks 'em for help
Any time her phone’s down
World looking like
One long group complaint
They still sharing one charger
And half a tube of face paint
[Chorus]
We some sisters in a sitcom world
Laugh ‘til it hurts, messed up curls
If the planet going wild
We the laugh track in it
Three dumb geniuses
Trying to make sense of it
(ay)
If life feel wrong, we spin it
If one girl falls, all in it
We confused, but we committed
Three weird queens
Yeah, the crown still fitted
[Verse 2]
Oldest like, "Therapy"
Middle like, "Memes"
Youngest like, "Hold up
Lemme chase my dreams"
They all broke, still arguing
Who paying for fries
Ends up splitting one order
Like three small lies
Middle child friend-zoned
Once a week, at least
Oldest got a situationship
With a barista priest
Youngest swears she an adult
Can’t drive, can’t cook
But she a life coach
On her close friends look
[Chorus]
We some sisters in a sitcom world
Laugh ‘til it hurts, messed up curls
If the planet going wild
We the laugh track in it
Three dumb geniuses
Trying to make sense of it
(uh-huh)
If life feel wrong, we spin it
If one girl falls, all in it
We confused, but we committed
Three weird queens
Yeah, the crown still fitted
[Bridge]
They don’t trust the news
But they trust each other
Swear they moving out
Still roommates with their mother
Argue like enemies
Cuddle like kids
Talk trash in the car
Then defend each other big
[Chorus]
We some sisters in a sitcom world
Laugh ‘til it hurts, messed up curls
If the planet going wild
We the laugh track in it
Three dumb geniuses
Trying to make sense of it
(hey!)
If life feel wrong, we spin it
If one girl falls, all in it
We confused, but we committed
Three weird queens
Yeah, the crown still fitted