Bald head, blue eyes surfer tan
Dress up dress down perfect man
Thought my dreams came true. Thought it would be you
But she said you weren’t ready and I ended up blue
Ex-wife still drives a car in your name
When you lie, baby, who’s to blame?
So you didn’t want the baby I was in a trance
Now you want me back, baby there’s no chance
Baby, there’s no chance
Baby, there’s no chance
Thought we’d be in Bali in the summertime
Now I’m just crying, home drinking wine
Tell me you weren’t ready you couldn’t date
But I saw you with her what’s your going rate?
Lies pile up like you’re dirty laundry
Now you wanna be my man baby you’ll never be
So you didn’t want the baby I was in a trance
Now you want me back, baby there’s no chance
There’s no chance
Baby, there’s no chance
There is no chance
Baby, there is no chance
So what was I compared to her?
A whole love story seems like a blur
You’re married then you’re not then you’re sad all the time
Life tangled up like a thread of twine
Sad part was what you said I believed to be
Sad part is that I loved you
So you didn’t want the baby I was in a trance
Now you want me back, baby there’s no chance
There’s no chance
Baby, there’s no chance
There is no chance
Baby, there is no chance