No Chance

Bald head, blue eyes surfer tan

Dress up dress down perfect man

Thought my dreams came true. Thought it would be you

But she said you weren’t ready and I ended up blue

Ex-wife still drives a car in your name

When you lie, baby, who’s to blame?

So you didn’t want the baby I was in a trance

Now you want me back, baby there’s no chance

Baby, there’s no chance

Baby, there’s no chance

Thought we’d be in Bali in the summertime

Now I’m just crying, home drinking wine

Tell me you weren’t ready you couldn’t date

But I saw you with her what’s your going rate?

Lies pile up like you’re dirty laundry

Now you wanna be my man baby you’ll never be

So you didn’t want the baby I was in a trance

Now you want me back, baby there’s no chance

There’s no chance

Baby, there’s no chance

There is no chance

Baby, there is no chance

So what was I compared to her?

A whole love story seems like a blur

You’re married then you’re not then you’re sad all the time

Life tangled up like a thread of twine

Sad part was what you said I believed to be

Sad part is that I loved you

So you didn’t want the baby I was in a trance

Now you want me back, baby there’s no chance

There’s no chance

Baby, there’s no chance

There is no chance

Baby, there is no chance