Oh shit

(Verse 1)

Woke up this morning, feeling kinda strange,

Got a date with a doctor, gotta make a change.

He said, "Don't eat nothin', just drink this brew,

By the time it's done, you’ll be running to the loo."

(Chorus)

Oh, colonoscopy, endoscopy too,

Drinkin' that nasty crap, it's a messy rendezvous.

Tryin' not to shit my pants, I'm movin' in the loo,

Please doctor, put it in my mouth before my ass, it’s true!

(Verse 2)

Laxatives galore, got my bowels in a trance,

Prayin' to the porcelain, can't risk a chance.

My bathroom's now my fortress, my throne of porcelain white,

Explosive diarrhea, oh what a fright.

(Chorus)

Oh, colonoscopy, endoscopy too,

Drinkin' that nasty crap, it's a messy rendezvous.

Tryin' not to shit my pants, I'm movin' in the loo,

Please doctor, put it in my mouth before my ass, it’s true!

(Bridge)

The day finally came, prepped and ready to go,

In the hospital gown, I'm puttin' on a show.

Doctor’s got the scope, it’s a sight to see,

Just hope he’s gentle, when he’s probing me.

(Chorus)

Oh, colonoscopy, endoscopy too,

Drinkin' that nasty crap, it's a messy rendezvous.

Tryin' not to shit my pants, I'm movin' in the loo,

Please doctor, put it in my mouth before my ass, it’s true!

(Outro)

Now it's all over, I survived the ordeal,

But I swear to you all, it felt so unreal.

Next time I’m told to cleanse, I’ll know what’s in store,

Just me and my bathroom, like never before!

(Chorus)

Oh, colonoscopy, endoscopy too,

Drinkin' that nasty crap, it's a messy rendezvous.

Tryin' not to shit my pants, I'm movin' in the loo,

Please doctor, put it in my mouth before my ass, it’s true!