[*Chorus*]
No Comic Book Display,
In Reality's Mainstay,
And the coming Underways,
brings plenty of Disarray.
It's like That's All Folks,
But could we be Finished,
Shiver me Timbers,
Where's Popeyes Spinach.
For in the Animated,
Cannons shot at high Noon,
Characters back next Episode,
too bad it's not a Cartoon.
[*Verse*]
Too much Ink,
to not write Lines,
If the Paper runs out,
use the walls & window Blinds.
Lyrical Witnesses,
are hard to find,
Inspiration's Relationship's,
an Acquired Design.
Unstoppable Mayhem,
in man-made Disasters,
Written R. I. P. scribbles
on Tombstone wet Plasters.
Chorus:
No Comic Book Display,
In Reality's Mainstay,
And the coming Underways,
brings plenty of Disarray.
It's like That's All Folks,
But could we be Finished,
Shiver me Timbers,
Where's Popeyes Spinach.
For in the Animated,
Cannons shot at high Noon,
Characters back next Episode,
too bad it's not a Cartoon.
[*Verse*]
In the Legendary Epic's,
cascaded in Drama,
Robotic Animation,
Take One ---- Active Trauma.
No Stunts or Props,
real Atomic Bomb Drops,
Allies to Enemies,
like Snap, Crackle and Pops.
No time machines,
or Quantum Leap Hops,
The Bi-Frost is closed,
Thor's yapping his Chops.
Chorus:
No Comic Book Display,
In Reality's Mainstay,
And the coming Underways,
brings plenty of Disarray.
It's like That's All Folks,
But could we be Finished,
Shiver me Timbers,
Where's Popeyes Spinach.
For in the Animated,
Cannons shot at high Noon,
Characters back next Episode,
too bad it's not a Cartoon.
[*Verse*]
In reality's Horrors,
Citizen's randomly Picked,
Used as Guinea Pigs,
Experimentally Tricked.
Jungle Vines, Claymore Mines,
inflicted Tariff Fines,
The Dollar's on a Hype,
Highly Priced Wine & Dines.
Why is Mr. Magoo?,
in a Game of Thrones no Clue,
Underdog flipped Goofy,
to run off with Scooby-Doo.
The Mystery Van's,
never been the Same,
Deadpool met Medusa,
& Snake Charmed her Tame.
Chorus:
No Comic Book Display,
In Reality's Mainstay,
And the coming Underways,
brings plenty Disarray.
It's like That's All Folks,
But could we be Finished,
Shiver me Timbers,
Where's Popeyes Spinach.
For in the Animated,
Cannons shot at high Noon,
Characters back next Episode,
too bad it's not a Cartoon.
[*Outro Verse*]
When Hong Kong Phooey,
joined the Hulk Smash Team,
The mild mannered Hero became,
Top Ninja Dog Supreme.
Even Bugs lost Face,
when Daffy became Ace,
He hired the 7 Dwarfs,
to take Mufasa's Place.
And Yosemite Sam,
along with Elmer Fudge,
Kidnapped the Avatar,
for a Ransomed Grudge.
But outta the blue, jumped up:
Rocky, The Raccoon,
Realistically it seems so Real,
SAY WHAT? 'KILL BILL':
----TOO BAD IT'S NOT A CARTOON----
[*Music - (played til fade)*]
MCREV1
