[Verse]
My therapist says I need to be happy
I think she is nuts
Like what is happy anyway
Is it a burger with gluten
I dont know
[Prechorus]
I should be grateful
I guess
[Chorus]
My therapist my therapist
She don't know nothing
About me
My therapist my therapist
She's just paid to pretend
She cares
[Verse 2]
I told her I wanna buy a boat
Sail away from my problems
She said that's avoidance behavior
I said that's Tuesday
[Chorus]
My therapist my therapist
She don't know nothing
About me
My therapist my therapist
She's just paid to pretend
She cares
[Bridge]
Maybe I should get a new one
One that gets my jokes
Or at least laughs at my pain
Is that too much to ask