[Verse 1]
Take off your shoes, bring in good vibes,
Respect the space — but always a party inside.
Leave your drama at the door,
Mark don’t play that game no more. [echo no more no more]
If you empty it, refill it — ice, wine, or his Tito’s please
Same house rules, in his rolling RV
And in the kitchen, here’s the key:
Wipe the butter, baby — no prints for me!
[Chorus]
At Mark’s house, he always be chillin
Beds are for sleepin ‘n thrillin .
Alexa turn the volume to three,
turn off them lights, ‘cause the power ain’t free!
Mark’s house runs tight— no room for plea,
Break just one and face the penalty
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[Verse 2]
don’t eat just sleep when in his sheets,
This ain’t your frat house — keep it neat.
Want to post a pic? Just ask first,
This ain’t a set for your social burst.
Pool time’s cool, but follow the code,
Mark’s got rules like a NATO mode.
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[fast tight rap]
Yo yo yo ! Lights off when you leave a zone,
Mark runs this base like a war-time home.
Weapons welcomed — keep um locked and loaded,
Skip the rules and you’ll get demoted.
Mark’s the general — you just play your role.
He barks orders like he’s Trump’s boarder control
Beds? H.Q. for sleep and sex,
No crumbs, no socks, no Netflix wrecks.
This ain’t boot camp, but respect the drill,
Or Mark’ll revoke your weekend pass — for real.
Civilians or not, you salute the space,
Follow his orders or be dishonorably displaced
At Mark’s house,
The TV’s a shrine — don’t touch, don’t stare,
It hasn’t been on since Bonanza aired.
Need Wi-Fi? Cool — but hold the line,
He’s got four networks and you’ll be assigned.
No freeload streaming or TikTok sprees,
Mark monitors bandwidth like the DMV.
And if you forget? Don’t act surprised…
Mark’s be watching.
Probably from his Ring cam’s eye.
Wearing Crocs.
With snacks.
Dismissed.
