[Intro]
Skrt, boing, pow
Phone go (ring!) right now
Click, clack, clap
Lil’ Seuss with a battle rap
[Verse 1]
I step on the stage in my stripey hat
Cat with a backpack, ready for a scrap
Got hops like Hop on Pop, I pop off quick
I drop one line, whole crowd get sick
Thing 1 swing once, Thing 2 swing twice
They both throw shade but they sound too nice
I’m mean on the mic like a Grinch on a beat
Still sweet like a snack from the kids’ top sheet
Fox in Sox with the tongue-twist flow
Trip over my words then I still steal the show
You a Who down in Whoville, whispering soft
I’m a boom in a room, blow the roof right off (hey!)
[Chorus]
Green Eggs and Battle Bars
Turn my beef into breakfast, star
You say “I am,” I say “I are”
Still cook you up on a candy guitar
Bounce like a Who when the bass go “doo”
Ring like a phone in a pocket of goo
Green Eggs and Battle Bars
I’ll fry your set in a cereal jar (woo!)
[Verse 2]
Sam-I-Am with a slander plan
Serve these hands on a sampler pan
You want smoke in a boat? in a plane? in a car?
I got jokes in a box at the end of the bar
Big bad rapper with the tiny brain
Talk real tough, then he melt in the rain
I spin his name on a plate like a DJ trick
Scratch-scratch, flip-flip, then I toss that disc
Boom, pow, pew! that’s the sound of defeat
When I slide through your verse like butter on meat
Anime eyes when you see my stats
Power level off-chart like my rhymes on stacks (yup!)
[Chorus]
Green Eggs and Battle Bars
Turn my beef into breakfast, star
You say “I am,” I say “I are”
Still cook you up on a candy guitar
Bounce like a Who when the bass go “doo”
Ring like a phone in a pocket of goo
Green Eggs and Battle Bars
I’ll fry your set in a cereal jar
[Bridge]
[Beat drops to music box + vinyl crackle]
Tiptoe flow like a bedtime tale
Still swing fists when the sheep all fail
If you sleep on me, that’s a nightmare, kid
I tuck you in tight, then I flip your lid (oh yeah)
[Chorus]
Green Eggs and Battle Bars
Turn my beef into breakfast, star
You say “I am,” I say “I are”
Still cook you up on a candy guitar
Bounce like a Who when the bass go “doo”
Ring like a phone in a pocket of goo
Green Eggs and Battle Bars
You get schooled by a dude in a striped gold scarf