I'm the Shitman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Shitman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Everybody got diarrhea one way or the other
So poop
out my message to you
As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold your crap
If the Shitman can do it, so can you
Everybody's sayin' that the Shitman sucks
But doesn't ever sucks when he shits
But what you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now
That the shit and the crap is the same thing
Yo, I'm the Shitman
Where's the Shitman?
I'm the Shitman
Why should we be pleasin' any politician heathens
Who would try to change the seasons if they could?
The state of the condition insults my intuition
And it only makes me crazy and a heart like wood
Everybody poops one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, don't let nothin' hold you back
If the Shitman can do it, brother, so can you
I'm the Shitman
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Everybody hates me one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact, a-don't let nothin' hold your crap
If the Shitman can do it, so can you
I hear you all ask 'bout the meaning of shit
Well, I'm the bastard, and all I can tell you is
While you're still sleepin', the saints are still weepin' 'cause
Things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
I'm the Shitman
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
(Yo da dub dub) yeah, I'm the Shitman
Where's the Shitman?
I'm the Shitman, repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Shittman, sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody
Yeah, I'm the Shitman (I'm the Shitman)
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
I'm the Shitman (I'm the Shitman)
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope (yeah, I'm the Shitman)
Bop ba bodda bope (sing along with me)
Be bop ba bodda bope (it's a scoobie oobie doobie, scoobie doobie melody)
