Life’s Not Fair, Laugh If You Care

Oh, life's a funny, fickle thing, you see,

Like a squirrel chasing its own tail, endlessly.

But I got a story, a song to sing,

'Bout how life's unfair and the joy it can bring!

Woke up this morning, thinking, "Oh no!"

My toast got burned, my coffee's a no-show.

First world problems, yet I still complain,

While others are dancing in the pouring rain.

Stuck in the past, your mind's a carousel,

Replaying mistakes like a broken old shell.

But the clock keeps ticking, can't turn back the time,

So why fret and frown? Let’s just unwind!

Life's not fair, but who really cares?

Laugh it off, dance like nobody's there.

If you worry too much, it'll pass you by,

So sing loud, live proud, reach for the sky!

Lost my keys, paid too much for shoes,

Missed the bus, stole some afternoon blues.

But hey, who needs perfect, perfect’s so stale,

Better to laugh when your plans go off the rails.

Time sneaks away, like a sneaky old spy,

Don’t hold on too tight, or you'll just pass by.

Jump in the moment, forget the regret,

'Cause life’s a gamble, place your best bet!

Life's not fair, but who really cares?

Laugh it off, dance like nobody's there.

If you worry too much, it'll pass you by,

So sing loud, live proud, reach for the sky!

Oh, think of the chaos, the funny, the odd,

If we took everything seriously, we'd be praying to the gods.

So let’s be silly, let’s make a fuss,

In the grandest comedy, we all just... fuss!

So here’s to the chaos, the joy and despair,

Life’s a wild ride—so why not just dare?

Laugh at the mirror, dance in the rain,

For life’s too short to dance in vain!

Life's not fair, but hey, it's a ride,

Hold on tight, enjoy the stride.