Smurfs Paradise

(Intro)

When I walk through my village and my forest swept,

I take a look at my upturn-smurf and realize shes brain have left.

(Verse 1)

'Cause I've been surfin' and smurfin' days long.

Even pappa smurf screaming, UPTURN SMURF!! YOU BRAIN ARE GONE!!

You better smurf how you talkin,

and where you suck him.

So take you homies, blow white lines,

buy two bitches, and fuck them.

(Pre-Chorus)

I enjoy my trip now, when my brain dont grow,

Love to be at my home,

and use pistols, in my nose,

when I fuckin my ho's.

(Chorus)

Been spendin' most their lives

Take coke' in the blue paradise

We are spendin' most our lives

Livin' in pappa smurf's cocaine paradise.

(We got) – dealer smurf! (YO!)

(We got) – party smurf! (YO!)

(We got) – gangsta smurf! (YO!)

(We got) – killer smurfs everywhere (YO!)

... SO STAY AWAY FROM OUR CREEP IF YOUR COLOUR ISN'T BLUE (TO! TO! TO!)

(Verse 2)

I'm that type of smurf there wants life go slow.

On my knees in the blue nights,

blowin' dicks in the streetlights. (blowin' in the streetlights)

(Pre-Chorus)

We can't live a normal life,

we was raised in the mushroom town,

So I start the gang with a hard-core boss, in the blue team.

Cause Too much, blue porno watchin',

got me chase wet and sexy spanking dreams.

(Chorus)

But I became the super-blue smurf with mushrooms on my mind,

Got two powder bags in my hand,

and fire in my eyes.

if your choose to hurt, my smurfs or me,

In your eyes, take my knife, and you'll be to blind to see.

(We got) – dealer smurf! (YO!)

(We got) – party smurf! (YO!)

(We got) – gangsta smurf! (YO!)

(We got) – killer smurfs everywhere (YO!)

... SO STAY AWAY FROM OUR CREEP IF YOUR COLOUR ISN'T BLUE (TO! TO! TO!)

(Verse 3)

I'm a hard smurf'd gangsta,

love a good' wanker.

The club's homies is down,

gangster smurf, always love a street-wanker.

Blowin' coke' in smurfs village paradise.

Keep smurfin' all our lives,

Blow the brain out, and fuck each others wife's.

(Pre-Chorus)

Powder on my money, money give you power,

Eat an ugly mushroom, and youe see wierd flowers.

Pappa-Smurf from us, Always try to runnin',

so in the forest we now had to killed him.

(Chorus)

I guess they can't,

Maeby they won't,

that's why pappa's life always full of luck,

Dont even snails let your, he's body suck.

He got the blue creep, if your not wanna stop

(Final-Chorus)

if your choose to hurt, my smurfs or me,

In your eyes I take my knife, and you'll be to blind to see.

That you can never hurt, the gangsta-boss, The forest creeps, or me.

And if you try, the light again, your will never see!

The light again, your will never see

(Instrumental Break)