Stone Model 7

"Haven't came in here in a long time My friend, Stone IPA always huh?"

(Yup)

"Ok, my friend, tell malz n Lola habibi"

(Ok frank. habibi)

"Watch out for the guy outside, he's weird my friend"

Don't trip people love me frank

Liquor store, Grab a couple mo drinks (cheers)

Look-a-here-look-a-here, hadn't heard or seen

A bigger fiend, til this like 53 year old smoker dude intervened, snaggle tooth black acid washed jeans back kinda bent on the FettaNall lean (burnt as fuck) lookin like he barely blinks (sketchy) acting like he trying to kick it, (ok, what u mean?)

He asked "got a light bro?"

Let him borrow it and was like

I'ma need that back, don't pocket it

It seems he got that good tweed, but never took it out for me to see,(show me) it's more like he's on everything else in between,(homie)

He was hella rifling thru his pockets for anything homie (dude, there's NOTHING in your pockets) pat his self down like police, he's lonely (now u seems kinda gay homie)

then put his hands up on his knees, funny how he's tryin to breathe (he's doing breathing exercises..they teach that)

it look like a panic attack to me (mental health is no joke)

I know how those be, he stuffed a whole napkin up n one nostril, cuz he a nose bleed (this dude sucks)

burnt buddy been past awkward (u should get another napkin, u got an over flow)

Said dude your bro and I asked him what did he need, he told me

"all I needs is God our Lord and Savior" told him yup, true indeed, then he asked 4 a favor, I Said it Louder

Dude What u Need!

he said "can I borrow your phone?"

my phone is dead and it went to sleep

(this guy really can't achieve in life)

now I gotta pretend my phone is dead until this dude leave n gone

thinkin to myself (whatever it is, this dude is doing it fuckin wrong) damn where my brother at (whospren?)

Damn

Your lips are ashier than his jeans

He said "I Love black chicks"

I was like this (yeah bro interracial relations is cool here)

Is that racist?

(Why haven't this dude left yet?)

he asked me.."ya haven't seen messican do? bout dis tall, uh stripe shirt, goes by.. Jew

No my boy. No I don't know or have seen Jew Messican Do..

Then he was like

"ok I'ma cut out tho, be right back. got a dolla I can have?" (A dollar?)

I ain't got no money bro. It's all bad

Then he was like

"Oh alright, its cool. yea I see" (da fuck)

Hold up, what the fuck u mean YEA I SEE. (Now your Sos Muchos)

get up outta here 4 I fuck u up(u need Jesus)

(Well.. I may have over reacted.prolly. Hmm.)

Oh shit there go malz

Sup Malz

"Sup Hype, you been good?"

Thanks for swooping, Weirdos out here yo

"Whistleblowers man"

This your country malz

"Yousa Bad Mamma Jamma, No fruitfruit HYPHY Jay"

Hell Nah Molly Malz

Whospren

I'm call Sep.

Well I.Never! let a dumpster dookie, ever ever get a, single damn dolla, Outta My cheddar..

Never Never I Never let funny nose touch my phone, shit like this only happens in El Cajon.. Outta My Cheddar