There's a boy named Patryk,
With a belly as big as saturn,
Patryk's face will make your eyes burn,
Chasing food, is what he yearns
He's had a weird mole on his cheek ,
When people see him, they begin to shriek
Hey diddle, diddle, Patryk likes to give Mr. Jessop's cock a little fiddle
You've got his cock in your hands,
And the face that no one can stand.
Patryk, you'll never find a woman,
That's because you show up regularly in my 600-pound life.
His neck is so thick, he can't look back,
Daily exercise is what he's lacks
He's a boy that is always hungry
He is roughly the size of Hungary
In the still of the night,
Patryk dreams of drinking alot of sprite.
With each step he causes an earthquake
When he laughs, the room starts to shake
His face is so ugly, when his mum saw it she died,
Although she perished, patryk still used her as his bride
Oh, ugh, ugh, Patryk likes to play a little with Mr. Jessop's cock.
You've got his cock in your hands,
And the face nobody can stand.
Patryk, you'll never find a woman.
That's because you show up regularly in my 600-pound life.
His neck is so thick, he can't look back.
Daily exercise is what he lacks.
One day the world will know your name.
Not for anything good but for shame. But no matter how far you go, your head will always look like a big toe.
Oh diddle, diddle, patryk likes to give Mr jessops cock a little fiddle
You’ve got his cock in your hands,
And the face that no one can stand.
Patryk, you will never find a wife
Thats because you regularly feature on my 600 pound life
His neck is so thick, he cant look back,
Daily exercise is what he lacks
Oh Patryk, you can be seen from afar,
Yes, a fatty is what you are
With your stomach always filled with food
Patryk, we all know that your sex life is screwed
