[Intro – mischievous whispers + bouncy beat swelling]
Shhh…
We’re not technically causing trouble…
We’re just rearranging destiny a little bit…
[Verse 1]
Step aside, I got a scheme and it’s bubbling,
Trouble in my pocket and the floorboards rumbling.
Sneaking down the hallway with a grin too wide,
If chaos had a handshake, I’d be certified.
Got a checklist full of spicy ideas,
Plan so slick it’ll bring the crowd to tears.
Not evil, no—just ambitious with flair,
A masterpiece of mayhem hanging in the air.
[Pre-Chorus]
Ooooh, the sparks in the room catching fire—
A tiny bit risky, but I call it “inspired.”
Watch close now, it’s about to get rad,
We’re only looking for a better plan to be bad.
[Chorus] — SUPER CATCHY & PLAYFULLY CHAOTIC
We got a better plan to be bad,
Slicker than the last one we had.
Spin the map ‘round, draw an X,
Cue dramatic sound effects!
Laugh it off when it goes sideways,
Try again, we got nine lives, hey!
No remorse, we’re too busy being glad—
Because we found a better plan to be bad!
[Verse 2]
Tripping all the lasers like a dance routine,
Swiping snacks on the way like we’re royalty.
Blueprints taped up on the kitchen fridge,
Big dream energy on the highest ridge.
Nothing too wild, nothing too tame,
We reinvent mischief like it’s part of the game.
If trouble had a trophy, I’d polish it clean—
Add a glitter highlight, give it that sheen.
[Pre-Chorus]
Ooooh, the sparks in the room catching fire—
A tiny bit risky, but I call it “inspired.”
Watch close now, it’s about to get rad,
We’re only looking for a better plan to be bad.
[Chorus – repeat, bigger, funnier]
We got a better plan to be bad,
Brighter than a launchpad blast.
Twist the plot like it’s freshly penned,
Laugh too hard to remember the end!
Bounce right back when the plan goes flop,
No brakes here—we don’t know how to stop!
Why be mild when you can be mad?
Oh yes, we found a better plan to be bad!
[Bridge – chanted & silly]
Plot it—drop it—flip it—swap it,
If it fails? We remix the topic.
Try again ‘til it’s perfectly wrong,
Cue the drums and continue the song!
[Final Chorus – explosive & fun]
We got a better plan to be bad,
Sweeter than the wildest fad.
Stir the pot ‘til it overflows,
Strike a pose when the madness shows.
When life says stop, we say “nah,”
And scribble up a brand-new flaw.
We’re unstoppable, just a tad…
Because we found a better plan to be bad!
