He Gives Good Kisses

We have a puppy that's

Like nobody else's guy

He hops and skips just walking

Chasing squirrels he sometimes

Can fly.

He executes a handstand

To deliver a pretty pish

He someone listens to what we say

And eats garbage almost any day

Dat goo boy Oh dat good boy

We love him to excess

But you can't blame us because

If all the doggies out there

He's the fucking best.

He never gets his friends oh no

He'd better sit on people's feet

Big dogs, little dogs, and all between

They all become his pal so happy

When they meet

Dat goo boy Oh dat good boy

We love him to excess

But you can't blame us because

If all the doggies out there

He's the fucking best.

Eli is his name of course

He's small but doesn't know this

There's not a bark he doesn't know

He bares his belly for a sloppy kiss

Cause his mommy and Daddy do

Love him so.

He needs to live to twenty-seven

Cuz all dogs pass too soon

But this one will simply kill us

When he skips to puppy-dog heaven