We have a puppy that's
Like nobody else's guy
He hops and skips just walking
Chasing squirrels he sometimes
Can fly.
He executes a handstand
To deliver a pretty pish
He someone listens to what we say
And eats garbage almost any day
Dat goo boy Oh dat good boy
We love him to excess
But you can't blame us because
If all the doggies out there
He's the fucking best.
He never gets his friends oh no
He'd better sit on people's feet
Big dogs, little dogs, and all between
They all become his pal so happy
When they meet
Dat goo boy Oh dat good boy
We love him to excess
But you can't blame us because
If all the doggies out there
He's the fucking best.
Eli is his name of course
He's small but doesn't know this
There's not a bark he doesn't know
He bares his belly for a sloppy kiss
Cause his mommy and Daddy do
Love him so.
He needs to live to twenty-seven
Cuz all dogs pass too soon
But this one will simply kill us
When he skips to puppy-dog heaven
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